actually, i'm hoping one of the newspapers decide to pick up on the
topic and it is blown out of all proportion..
then dragonbloat asswipes come in with more shit and everything
explodes in their faces..
then suddenly you see the knee-jerk action of the authorities
come in and ban people from walking around with that goddamned
oar 
hey! it happened for chewing gum!
actually, if they had the sense to either leave the damned
things in the sheds or at least carry them in the upright position
all the time, people will not be complaining 